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    F-1000. The future of law enforcement.
    by The Boy Holty (March 31, 2012)


    With all the business of the Fabrice Muamba episode, people have failed to spot what's so obviously going to happen, so let me point it out to you all.
    We've all seen the films - someone dies and then is brought back to life by some new untried technique that ends up causing the resurrected person to be massively yet subtly different.
    They'll have been in the hospital, failing to revive him when an doctor will have said "Why don't we try that new thing we've been working on?". "Are you mad?", says another, "Its barely tested.". So realising they've nothing to lose, they give it a go and wallop! Fabrice is waking up. A few weeks later and he's up and about then he realises he's got special powers like he can see though walls or run at 100 miles an hour or take a bullet right in the face like the T-1000 from Terminator.
    We'll have a new kick-ass crime-fighting footballer on our hands - here to save us all from some impending doom, a bit like David Icke but a million times cooler.
    Just remember where you read it first.



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